1) I was working behind the register yesterday and waited on a pair of nuns, Benedictine in full white habit.
They got their things and went on toward the doors. The girl behind them tried putting her stuff on the counter, dropped some of it and let out with, "oh shit." And then looked after the departing nuns and corrected herself. I just laughed and said "It always slips out at the wrongest possible time."
2) Oli and I had gone school shopping. As we left WalMart, I stopped and stared. "Why is the Redbox blue?" I looked at Oli. "Did you land us in the wrong timeline again?" (the poor guy trying to rent a redbox movie was holding in laughter so hard his shoulders shook)
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