A true friendship post

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high-tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off...after I laugh my butt off.

9. This is my oath.
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask
-- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.



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Let my friends be my friends, my enemies be my enemies and stranger remain strangers until revealed as one or the other.